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07-29-2010, 09:21
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Destroyer of Rep
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How Madoshites will die
The young (30-40)
THC: WIll commit suicide by hanging in 3-5 years Balla: Will get shot by a woman before he is 40. Soup: Will unfortunatly fall victim to a robbery in south america Wolf: Will die December 20 2012 after Madoshi will tell him the world ends tomorrow (Actually, he'll be shot by a trigger happy cop when being arrested for a sick twisted sexcrime) DavidCrj: Killed himself after not making the initial list  Oberto: Dies in a car accident while picking up some icecream for his pregnant wife. The middles (40-60) Fraz: Will die in a motorcycle accident during his midlife crisis (Will die happy though) Nochek: Body will run out in his late 50's Stag: Will commit suice the day she turns 45 Cheeseman: heartattack at 53 Kaiser: Accident in the woods in his late 50's Silver: Shot in robbery before 50 Dr.Z: Unchecked testicular cancer will kill the Doctor Meta: Will succumb to drug abuse in his early 40's and OD The oldies (60-80) Freeze: Will take his own life the day he shits his pants due to old age. Kizuel: Will die of cancer in his late 70's CM: Will die an angry old man (prostate cancer) Gymp: Will die of kidneyfailure when he's old. Kriptonite: Cardiac arrest during bowling Dis: Liver cancer Sorcery: Falls of a stool and lands unfortunatly and dies PL: Will die because of a rogue bloodclot in his late 70's Somegaveall: Will succumb to alcoholism late in life, causing liver failure and die The Ancient: (80-120) Chinook & Jida: Should die of old age withing 2-3 years
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Since David doesn't want to live forever, its okay with me if him and I switch spots.
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07-29-2010, 09:37
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i'm the sativa cyborg
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Ah, perfect. I'm planning on taking some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake on my 40th, anyway. I'm going to get so high that my mind is going to blow chunks to outer space into the Milky Way.
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07-29-2010, 10:23
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07-29-2010, 10:38
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Upon A Burning Body FTW
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Yeah, I didn't make it either
All I know is I have to get my prostate checked as soon as I can, and often. My dad had prostate cancer, and, since I'm native, I need to watch diabetes as well--even though I'm pretty active/skinny... You never know
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07-29-2010, 11:00
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Make it Santori time.
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I'm probably the least likely person to commit suicide here. But I understand where that came from because I'm a writer, and I've been through some hard times.
Maybe if I do something really good, I could do it so people will appreciate my art. But I'd at least jump off a building with sparklers or get hit by a train or something. Hanging is pussy. Last edited by -Thc-; 07-29-2010 at 11:06. |
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